The nice thing about wars is that, as the rains have the effect of the proliferation of fungi in the forests, they have the power to disseminate the warmongers on TV. The nice thing about wars is that, if there were minor side effects, such as civilian casualties, massacres and devastation of children, have the merit to reappear as a warmonger for sure talented Professor Luttwak.
Between two great warmongers that have marked the collective imagination in the history of Western thought, one is the product of imagination of the genius of Kubrick, the other does exist. Although it may seem incredible, what exists in reality is not Dr. Strangelove, as they think everyone, but Professor Luttwak.
In American universities, when they have to do tests of general knowledge asked: "Who wrote" Give war a chance? ". Offer three possible answers: 1) John Lennon 2) Edward Luttwak 3) None. " It is scientifically proven that most people with common sense answers "No". Some hippies optimists are saying that the title song of Lennon's peace and recited that maybe there is an error in the test, those who have seen Annozero Thursday, having heard the nonsense that is able to say Luttwak, are convinced that the wise man of the cloth -warmonger incredibly exists (in fact he wrote it).
The man implores the world to "give war a chance," said Herod, who is also a role model in population policies, which Obama should do as Byzantium, that "the pacifists are always the best friends of Hitler" ( text). He says that children are not bombarded with victims, but "potential suicide bombers if they survive the bombs." And Gandhi has run invented that nonsense of non-violence by the Royal Army scrapped because of insufficient chest.
The nice thing is that unlike Luttwak Fiorello it writes all the lyrics himself, and that you always carry a fondalino with the photo of the White House. Luttwak speaks English, Italian, Spanish, French, Hebrew, but the language he knows best is that of the Tomahawk missiles which it is linked by a relationship of kinship and love for the hard consonants.
Professor Luttwak has many advantages, including that rare ability to translate the mysterious language in Italian staffs. Those saying "we are engaged in a humanitarian mission," the risk of not being understood. He explains that "a beautiful Okkorre extermination" and understands even Frattini.
Noble causes and found to be supported even when there are wars. He defended the right of the American pilots of Cermis to express their creativity slicing the cable cars that prevent the evolution of hunting. And the right of the missile of Ustica existentially realized going to target Italy.
To him we owe the famous equation on the cost of living. What a world populated by hypocrites and cowards would bring in the Nobel. Here it is: "poika cost of a missile is much higher than income ke one hundred Arab children can develop throughout their ezistenza, missile has a moral duty to at least a hundred children akkoppare sprekato not to go." The governments of NATO have dubbed the theorem "Model calculation of the cost Luttwak collateral damage among civilians." But, once again, the professor is right: "I'll explain Kome is much Kiara".
, March 26, 2011 
Between two great warmongers that have marked the collective imagination in the history of Western thought, one is the product of imagination of the genius of Kubrick, the other does exist. Although it may seem incredible, what exists in reality is not Dr. Strangelove, as they think everyone, but Professor Luttwak.
In American universities, when they have to do tests of general knowledge asked: "Who wrote" Give war a chance? ". Offer three possible answers: 1) John Lennon 2) Edward Luttwak 3) None. " It is scientifically proven that most people with common sense answers "No". Some hippies optimists are saying that the title song of Lennon's peace and recited that maybe there is an error in the test, those who have seen Annozero Thursday, having heard the nonsense that is able to say Luttwak, are convinced that the wise man of the cloth -warmonger incredibly exists (in fact he wrote it).
The man implores the world to "give war a chance," said Herod, who is also a role model in population policies, which Obama should do as Byzantium, that "the pacifists are always the best friends of Hitler" ( text). He says that children are not bombarded with victims, but "potential suicide bombers if they survive the bombs." And Gandhi has run invented that nonsense of non-violence by the Royal Army scrapped because of insufficient chest.
The nice thing is that unlike Luttwak Fiorello it writes all the lyrics himself, and that you always carry a fondalino with the photo of the White House. Luttwak speaks English, Italian, Spanish, French, Hebrew, but the language he knows best is that of the Tomahawk missiles which it is linked by a relationship of kinship and love for the hard consonants.
Professor Luttwak has many advantages, including that rare ability to translate the mysterious language in Italian staffs. Those saying "we are engaged in a humanitarian mission," the risk of not being understood. He explains that "a beautiful Okkorre extermination" and understands even Frattini.
Noble causes and found to be supported even when there are wars. He defended the right of the American pilots of Cermis to express their creativity slicing the cable cars that prevent the evolution of hunting. And the right of the missile of Ustica existentially realized going to target Italy.
To him we owe the famous equation on the cost of living. What a world populated by hypocrites and cowards would bring in the Nobel. Here it is: "poika cost of a missile is much higher than income ke one hundred Arab children can develop throughout their ezistenza, missile has a moral duty to at least a hundred children akkoppare sprekato not to go." The governments of NATO have dubbed the theorem "Model calculation of the cost Luttwak collateral damage among civilians." But, once again, the professor is right: "I'll explain Kome is much Kiara".
, March 26, 2011
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