Daily World Buzz: "I sessodipendente, but not gay, right?" On Foreign Policy pretended letter of Prime Minister

Saturday, January 22, 2011

"I sessodipendente, but not gay, right?" On Foreign Policy pretended letter of Prime Minister

A 'nice guy and power' that, with hard work, managed to dispose of the seventh economy in the world from nothing and build his business communications, is now in difficulty and unable to come out of his sexual problems turns to the main commentator on American affairs related to sex to get advice. Entitled "Confessions of a sessodipendente" and is signed Confused Italian Approaching Obsolescence (or "hello"), the imaginary letter written by Dan Savage, a journalist and writer, and published by the usually earnest American magazine Foreign Policy, founded by Samuel Huntington and hours published by Slate.

The author imagines that in writing it is a confused and concerned about Silvio Berlusconi, who turns to the heading 'Savage Love' out of the impasse. Among the many questions that plague HELLO what worries him most is whether or not you are gay. "No, you're not gay. Not yet," soothes the Savage, though, says the journalist, the condition of homosexuality in some circumstances it may be have more than helpful in the case, for example, that "women should disappear or if you being in a situation with no ladies available: on a pirate ship, in Vatican City, in an Italian prison ...".

HELLO, who admits to having had affairs with many women, mostly young (most are young, the better ") and always managed to be the best in each field, they say plagued the fact that since the wife has left "publicly and creating havoc," has lost the magic: "The authorities have started to investigate me.

And the women with whom I was started to extort more money than I had already given to them ... How can I become out? "Savage asked. The response of the journalist is not a real solution. After pointing out that neither Bill Clinton nor François Mitterrand have never had to pay for extramarital affairs, and after that he said surprised - they say so powerful and lucky - he has had to make use of money in exchange for sex, Savage points out that Perhaps the problem lies in the type of women who choose HELLO: "Maybe you're not as powerful as you claim.

Or maybe the problem lies in the particular type of woman who you find attractive: girls with bodies pulled and empty heads. but they do not reveal so naive: they know who they do and do not find attractive a fat body and a bald head ... and asking for compensation - like a certain former governor of New York can confirm - these fees can lead to complications.

" Or perhaps, the journalist says, is too much trouble to bring security: "You become careless: it overlook details, you will be hunted down, we find ourselves under attack and sometimes disappears, ending up in places where there are no women." And then the conclusion: "The audience, unlike your entourage, it is not made easy to impress girls with no brain.

The people do not expect you to be a saint or that you have a personal life less complicated but they are expected to maintain the legal and discreet. You can manage your business without breaking laws and making news, people are not willing to give you confidence in managing their own.

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