William, Kate and Charles: the war with blows of gossip

Once, to determine the superiority of a people or a country on the other, without bothering to become a bloody and ruinous war, was the method-Orazi Curiazi, or the use of the duel, or, in more modern count of medals won at the Olympics or Nobel prizes lined up. Britain and France, which since the time of Napoleon did not make war anymore - Wellington and Nelson, Trafalgar and Waterloo, two to zero for Her Majesty -, vent, today, their perennial rivalry between European powers a little 'foggy, but always with the right of veto in the UN Security Council, in a battle raging as bloodless, with gossip about their premières dames (though the British, who are snobbish of the monarchy, fielding a junior, because Queen, God save it, is out of competition and the reserve Camilla and media impractical).